nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon)

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

FOR EVERYONE WHO JUST SAID I WAS LYING WHY WOULD I PLAY ABOUT THIS

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

(Source: racingbarakarts)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual)

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niknak79:

He gets into his shows
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